Glide humor (for nerds) 🤓

[nathanaelb]

Want to share something funny or nerdy about Glide? If it’s related to Glide, fun, entertaining, and maybe even educational, it could belong here.

Let’s kick off this thread by bringing back an old post:

Chuck Norris, a.k.a. Jeff

An ode to the one and only Jeff, written by none other than Darren. I don’t think it will get any better than this!

Probably best for Fridays.

Chuck Norris aka Jeff

Jeff has unlimited rows in his Glide Apps, because Jeff knows no bounds. Jeff sometimes has problems with if-then-else “is equal to”, because Jeff has no equal. Jeff’s apps don’t run slowly, because they know how to hurry the hell up. Jeff can solve the Tower of Hanoi puzzle with one column. Glide’s “My Teams” are not your teams, they’re Jeff’s. He just lets you use them. Customers never ask Jeff for estimations. Ever. Jeff’s beard can build an app in 7.3 minutes. “It works for me” is always tr…

[Lucas_Pires]

This thread is too funny

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in a forum as I have in this thread lol

If you’re reading this comment and haven’t read it yet, go there, it’s worth it!!!

[nathanaelb]

I did make sure to say that I don’t think it will ever get better than that. I really don’t think it will. It’s all downhill from here folks.

[Jeff_Hager]

This is the only keyboard I use.

[nathanaelb]

What is that??? This is my favorite picture ever!

[Jeff_Hager]

All a computer needs to function is binary code. You don’t need all of those other keys. Just 0, 1, and Done.

[Eric_Penn]

The rest of us be like…

[nathanaelb]

Speaking of StackOverflow. My favorite bedside book is CommitStrip. I’ve read the two comic books front to back so many times now.

It’s our job
(CommitStrip)

[Jeff_Hager]

@Eric_Penn Who needs copy paste keys when you can just type:

010000110111010001110010011011000010101101000011
010000110111010001110010011011000010101101010110

Would save a lot of time though.

[Jeff_Hager]

@nathanaelb I tend to do that sometimes. I can tell you how to fix it or I can teach you. Information sticks better when you figure it out yourself.

[Eric_Penn]

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01000011 01101000 01110101 01100011 01101011

[nathanaelb]

Running on 2MB of RAM only, slow processing here.

[Jeff_Hager]

Hehe, not sure how it got that for A. It’s supposed to say:

Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V

Got it right for B.
Weird that AI struggles to read binary. FYI, there’s a few binary translators on the web if you search for them.

[nathanaelb]

My ChatGPT runs on a pentium 386, it messes up sometimes.

Out of the blue my brain signaled “What if they were seeing something.” You two are something!

[Jeff_Hager]

I ran it through ChatGPT and every time I regenerate the answer, it gives me something different. The latest proves ChatGPT is a little vain:

[nathanaelb]

New pricing came out this week, so a few pricing and value-related comics are in order. All from CommitStrip. Enjoy.

Why so expensive
(CommitStrip)

The price of backups
(CommitStrip)

The cloud is expensive
(CommitStrip)

[nathanaelb]

Once I heard that naming columns clearly in Glide was important. Actually, clarity is overrated.

(I actually just noticed that there’s a plural ‘s’ missing on Classe!)