Chuck Norris aka Jeff

  • Jeff has unlimited rows in his Glide Apps, because Jeff knows no bounds.
  • Jeff sometimes has problems with if-then-else “is equal to”, because Jeff has no equal.
  • Jeff’s apps don’t run slowly, because they know how to hurry the hell up.
  • Jeff can solve the Tower of Hanoi puzzle with one column.
  • Glide’s “My Teams” are not your teams, they’re Jeff’s. He just lets you use them.
  • Customers never ask Jeff for estimations. Ever.
  • Jeff’s beard can build an app in 7.3 minutes.
  • “It works for me” is always true when Jeff says it.
  • Jeff doesn’t refer to the Glide library, the Glide library refers to Jeff.
  • Jeff’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key, as nothing controls Jeff.
  • Jeff can divide by zero.
  • Jeff doesn’t debug his apps, he just stares them down and they capitulate.
  • Jeff knows the last digit of PI.
  • When Jeff writes code, his functions can not and do not have arguments.
  • Jeff doesn’t delete columns, he blows them away.
  • Jeff can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Jeff.
  • Jeff’s keyboard has an “Any” key.
  • Jeff does not use filters. He speaks what he needs and the required data steps forward.

Feel free to add any that I missed :slight_smile:

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OMG! I already started laughing in the title, and now my head hurts from laughing so much

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Let’s add a new topic category

:black_medium_small_square: Help me, Jeff!

When even glide’s support could help you

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Oh…boy… :roll_eyes:

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I just know that you’ve already started working on the Tower of Hanoi :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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:joy::joy::joy:

@Darren_Murphy you’re a poet and @Jeff_Hager an inspiration. You two just made my day.

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Despite the hyperbole, this one’s 100% accurate.

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:rofl::rofl:

When Glide launched its floating button as a feature, Jeff was already using it since January 2019!!!

It isn’t a joke, it’s 95% true :wink:

Saludos Jeff

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