I got it working using Google Sheets. Those four gemstones are all presenting data from the same user’s row. So they’re clickable cause it’s a tile inline list. I just had to build it all in a new sheet with every user getting four rows in that new sheet, each pulling the data from a different column of the original user sheet. All so I can present four buttons horizontally. Jeeze.
Presenting this same data vertically and I wouldn’t need to do any of this. But I want to present buttons horizontally. I think a lot of us do. It’s cleaner design in so many use cases. I really hope we get some kind of component that allows us to place several buttons horizontally that can each be configured somehow.
Also really really really eager for the button choice components to finally be styleable. Or a style other than my app’s accent color. That white on fuchsia is just not readable at all. 
I imagine there are others with dark mode apps and lighter accent colors that are getting such hard to read choice buttons.