# Chuck Norris aka Jeff
**URL:** https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818
**Category:** Project Showcase
**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 3:55am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818 "2021-05-15T03:55:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Darren\_Murphy](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Darren_Murphy)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 3:55am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/1 "2021-05-15T03:55:50Z")
- Jeff has unlimited rows in his Glide Apps, because Jeff knows no bounds.
- Jeff sometimes has problems with if-then-else “is equal to”, because Jeff has no equal.
- Jeff’s apps don’t run slowly, because they know how to hurry the hell up.
- Jeff can solve the [Tower of Hanoi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi) puzzle with one column.
- Glide’s “My Teams” are not your teams, they’re Jeff’s. He just lets you use them.
- Customers never ask Jeff for estimations. Ever.
- Jeff’s beard can build an app in 7.3 minutes.
- “It works for me” is _always_ true when Jeff says it.
- Jeff doesn’t refer to the Glide library, the Glide library refers to Jeff.
- Jeff’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key, as nothing controls Jeff.
- Jeff _can_ divide by zero.
- Jeff doesn’t debug his apps, he just stares them down and they capitulate.
- Jeff knows the last digit of PI.
- When Jeff writes code, his functions _can not_ and _do not_ have arguments.
- Jeff doesn’t delete columns, he blows them away.
- Jeff can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Jeff.
- Jeff’s keyboard has an “Any” key.
- Jeff does not use filters. He speaks what he needs and the required data steps forward.
Feel free to add any that I missed 🙂
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### Author:  [@Lucas\_Pires](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Lucas_Pires)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 4:00am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/2 "2021-05-15T04:00:08Z")
OMG! I already started laughing in the title, and now my head hurts from laughing so much
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@Lucas\_Pires](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Lucas_Pires)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 4:03am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/3 "2021-05-15T04:03:02Z")
Let’s add a new topic category
◾ Help me, Jeff!
When even glide’s support could help you
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### Author:  [@Jeff\_Hager](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Jeff_Hager)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/4 "2021-05-15T04:11:01Z")
Oh…boy… 🙄
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Murphy](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Darren_Murphy)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 4:13am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/5 "2021-05-15T04:13:57Z")
I just _know_ that you’ve already started working on the Tower of Hanoi 🤣 🤣 🤣
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### Author:  [@Wiz.Wazeer](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Wiz.Wazeer)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 11:24am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/6 "2021-05-15T11:24:33Z")
😂😂😂😂😂
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### Author:  [@nathanaelb](https://community.glideapps.com/u/nathanaelb)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 11:34am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/7 "2021-05-15T11:34:24Z")
😂😂😂
@Darren_Murphy you’re a poet and @Jeff_Hager an inspiration. You two just made my day.
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### Author:  [@Robert\_Petitto](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Robert_Petitto)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 11:48am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/8 "2021-05-15T11:48:32Z")
> [@Darren\_Murphy](#):
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> “It works for me” is _always_ true when Jeff says it.
Despite the hyperbole, this one’s 100% accurate.
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### Author:  [@gvalero](https://community.glideapps.com/u/gvalero)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/9 "2021-05-15T11:54:12Z")
🤣🤣
_When Glide launched its floating button as a feature, Jeff was already using it since January 2019!!!_
It isn’t a joke, it’s 95% true 😉
Saludos Jeff
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### Author:  [@Mazen](https://community.glideapps.com/u/Mazen)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://community.glideapps.com/t/chuck-norris-aka-jeff/26818/10 "2025-06-14T04:20:15Z")
> [@Darren\_Murphy](#):
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> Jeff can solve the [Tower of Hanoi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi) puzzle with one column.
Killed me! 😂